Coffee is great, but it ends up getting spilled on a tie way too often. (And why is it always a new tie?!) Under no circumstances are we willing to give up our ties or our coffee, so we decided to take the stress out of drinking a cup of joe and offer a pre-stained coffee necktie. You read that right! This tie comes with a fresh coffee ring and a few extra splashes of java for good measure. Genius, right?
Aside from the brew stains, this is a solid color tie in light green. It measures 3.25-inches wide by 57-inches long, so it's a traditional-size men's tie. The design is created via dye sublimation, not actual coffee grounds, which we explain in detail below. This is a lighter weight tie and, if you look close, there is some subtle texture to the material.
P.S. While this tie is meant to be an April Fool's Day joke, it is an actual product. If you purchase this necktie, we really will send it to you, your spouse, your boss, arch nemesis, etc.
Disclaimer and Processing Time
This tie is designed, printed and dyed from our Mundelein, Illinois warehouse. The design is printed and permanently pressed directly onto a solid white necktie via dye sublimation. (This is not an embroidered or woven tie.) Color and placement of design may vary slightly from tie to tie. Because the ties are made to order, please allow up to three business days before shipment.
Product Features
- Contemporary 3.25" width, at the widest point
- 57" length, tip to tip
- Pattern is on the front of tie only, back is solid light green
- Colors are light green and brown
- Made from 100% Polyester
- Tie imported. Design printed in U.S.A.
Once you place your order, it's going to leave our Illinois warehouse really fast. (Orders placed by 12 pm central time, Monday through Friday, almost always get shipped the same day. Orders placed on weekends and holidays ship the following business day.)
How long your order takes to get to you depends on the shipping option chosen. Shipping options within the USA are listed below.
FREE Economy Shipping at $20
Cost: Free with a $20+ order
Transit Time: Estimated 3 to 8+ days, excluding Sunday. Your time may vary.
US Post Office Ground Advantage
Cost: $3.95
Availability: Orders under $19.99
Transit Time: Estimated 3 to 8+ days, excluding Sunday. Your time may vary.
US Post Office Priority Mail
Cost: $8.70, $10.70 or $12.70 (Price based on total order weight.)
Transit Time: Estimated 2 to 5+ days, excluding Sunday. Your time may vary.
US Post Office Express Mail
Cost: $26.95, $39.95 or $59.95 (Price based on total order weight.)
Transit Time: Estimated 1 to 3 days, excluding Sunday.
UPS Ground
Cost: $14.95
Transit Time: Estimated 1 to 5 business days, excluding weekends.
UPS 2nd Day Air
Cost: $23.50, $39.95 or $44.95 (Price based on total order weight.)
Transit Time: Estimated 2 to 3 business days, excluding weekends.
UPS Next Day Air
Cost: $44.95 or $59.95 (Price based on total order weight.)
Transit Time: Estimated 1 business day, excluding weekends.
UPS Saturday Delivery
Cost: Cost of UPS Next Day or 2nd Day Air + $18
Transit Time: Estimated 1 to 2 days.
Other questions? See our shipping page for more details.
The colors you see on your screen should only be used as a guide.
Product Images
We try to display the colors of our products as accurately as possible in our images. Colors displayed on any computer or mobile device can vary, and we cannot guarantee that the colors you are seeing are the same as the actual fabric.
Color Names
Companies create their own color names. (We did for our products.) If another store uses the same color name as this product, it does not mean the colors will necessarily match.
Free Color Swatches
When matching colors, there is no substitute to seeing the actual fabric in person. Within the USA and Canada, we offer free color swatches to help you select the correct color before you buy. (Swatches are available for many of our solid, pattern and striped ties.) See our color swatch page for more information and available swatches.
What If The Color I Order Doesn't Match?
If the color you purchase is not the shade you need, we allow returns and exchanges within 60 days. See our full return and/or exchange policy for details.